R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
false alarm, still single
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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