normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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