Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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