break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
