don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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