i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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