shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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