yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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