Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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