Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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