I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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