If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
