She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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