Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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