Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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