Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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