I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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