She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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