Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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