Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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