Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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