TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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