i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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