That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
