dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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