Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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