She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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