She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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