Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it hurts more in the daytime
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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