do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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