he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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