Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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