i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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