he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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