the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize