can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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