you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Randomize