Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize