I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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