have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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