He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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