matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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