she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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