This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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