Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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