Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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