There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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