I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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