Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
