Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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