U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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