I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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