he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
And then he peed in my hair
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