If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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